It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

internetexplorers:

mirror selfies are nice because my phone covers up half my face

msfrizzlesmethlab:

nargleinfestation:

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

image

omg that’s a gif not a picture^

jonnovstheinternet:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

“What does a snake wear to the beach? A pythong.”

jonnovstheinternet:

mre407:

I feel like this snake just told a bad joke and is waiting for a laugh..

“What does a snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.”

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

ohshititsgreg:

A part of me dies every time no one gets my joke

cutesecrets:

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genies:

i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself